I am an invincible warrior who doesn’t need sleep ever.
(you never sleep regularly anymore.)
"no one REALLY cares how your day went or what you ate for lunch or -"
stop right there because you have catastrophically underestimated how much of a busybody i am. give me my infinite data stream, you fact-hoarding golems
Is this comfortable for you, Noodle. Is this a the best place for your entire body to be.